Pigeon movie

Pigeon thingy mabob video

In Mother Russia, they teach us to be much better spies than these American swamp rats. Thinking they are sneaky with their handoffs in the middle of daylight. This one can’t even satisfy a puny pigeon. Now the pigeon is stuck inside the suitcase. Maybe they should let the pigeon do the Americans dirty work. Very strange briefcase, it flies and shoots infidels. We must get our hands on this technology. This spy has literally met his match in a pigeon that can fly his briefcase. The Washington Monument just fired a rocket! I am sure this is aimed at my motherland. I must warn my superiors. The American is chasing down the rocket it appears. Starbucks makes these scabs feel like they can do anything. The idiot is still doing battle with this bird as well. Holy Stalingradt, the missile was shot down from a missile, from the briefcase. If America plans on being the most powerful country on earth, it will need to not rely on such circus shenanigans to accomplish their goals, or fix their mistakes. Mother Russia will be watching.